'Merica Snax

July 4th, 1776. June 6th, 1944. May 28th, 2018. The founding of our Nation. D-Day. The launch of ‘Merica Snax. Three dates that are forever etched into the granite of our nation’s history as dates that make us ‘Merican.  

The founders of ‘Merica Snax have traveled from the rolling prairies of Montana to the Appalachians to find the best flavors that money can buy – and many money can’t. (We must never speak of the horrors of their sacrifice.) They embarked on this great quest in order that May 28th, ‘Merica Launch Day, might be the day that this great nation is finally delivered the flavors of patriotism it so desperately needs and deserves.  

In these trying times, nothing will unite this nation like premium snacks and drinks crafted with love, care, no artificial colors, and most importantly, the ‘Merican Way. It doesn’t matter if you’re white, green, or purple – because we have flavors for all of those. The critical thing is that you, friend, are ‘Merican. And we are ‘Merica Snax

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'Merica Energy Red White & Boom - 'Merican Classic - 16fl.oz (480ml)

£2.50

When you hear the word classic, what do you think of? James Dean sitting in a '55 Chevy? White picket fence? That one time your cousin Jim convinced the Thanksgiving Day Marshall that he was in the paradise and then walked down Main Street, mostly naked, screaming "The British are coming"? We think of Cola...Cherry Cola.   Just like Jim, we're..

'Merica Energy Red White & Boom - Freedom - 16fl.oz (480ml)

£2.50

Have you ever emptied out a bottle rocket, filled it with French fries, canned cheese, Amercan flags, stuffed the entire thing in a deep-fried turkey, lit the entire thing on fire and held it over your head standing in the back of a '67 El Camino, driving past the Washington Monument while blasting God Bless America over a pair of subs? Of course y..

'Merica Energy Red White & Boom - ImPEACHment - 16fl.oz (480ml)

£2.50

 "Treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors." These are the acts that Article 2,Section 4 of the United States Constitution, the greatest living document on this green earth, defines as impeachable offenses.  Well, the only treasonous thing about ImPEACHment flavored Red, White & BOOM is not drinking it. The only bribery..

'Merica Energy Red White & Boom - Lets Make 'Merica GRAPE Again - 16fl.oz (480ml)

£2.50

After years of failing to produce energy drinks with delicious flavors, this great country needs a new corporation - one with a renewed dedication to the dream of 'Merica, a company that will give that dream new life, and resoundingly says, "Let's Make 'Merica Grape Again."   For those who've abandoned hope in tasty flavors for energy drinks, ..

'Merica Energy Red White & Boom - Not Your Granny's Apple - 16fl.oz (480ml)

£2.50

Remember fresh-baked apple pie at your grammy's house? Us, too.   We remember Ol' Gran waking up the entire block as she pulled into our house, nestling her chopper into place directly on our front lawn, kicking in the door, throwing on her "Snitches get Stiches" apron - what a jokester! - and lovingly serving some apple-flavored whoop ass for..

'Merica Energy Red White & Boom - Victory - 16fl.oz (480ml)

£2.50

Lying in his death bed on March 28th, 1969, Dwight Eisenhower was asked by a family member what his favorite thing was. His asnwer? Victory.   The family member pressed further. "What's victory to you, like?" Tears welling in his eyes, reflecting on the end of a litle of valor, like spoke his final words: "Victory is kicking a Nazi in the pee-..

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